what do you think of this joke?
Question by chica123: what do you think of this joke?
A local police officer waits outside a popular bar, hoping to find some people to bust to fill his monthly quota. At closing time he saw a potiental canidate stumble out.This man could barely walk upright as he headed for the parking lot looking for his car. After trying his keys on 5 other cars, he finally found his and fell into it. The man sat in the car for a while trying to get the keys in. He started the engine and turned the lights on, then off and on again. Then he turned on the wipers, then off. He put his blinker on as he slowly pulled forward on the grass a few feet and stopped.By this time he was the last car in the parking lot.He seemed to remembered how to drive properly now, and he pulled out onto the street.The cop, who had waited patiently, turned his lights on and pulled him over.He gave the man a breathalyser and the man blew a 0.00.The cop was dumbfounded.”this must be broken” the cop says to the man.”I doubt it” the man says”tonight I’m the designated decoy”
Answer by pinksoccer13
its dumb and confusing, but it is sort of funny
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