What does the phrase “If the curtains match the sheets” or “If the curtains match the carpet” mean?

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What does the phrase “If the curtains match the sheets” or “If the curtains match the carpet” mean?

Question by Kelly: What does the phrase “If the curtains match the sheets” or “If the curtains match the carpet” mean?
Some guy called me a fag*t yesterday. As far as I know he meant it in an insulting way and not in a homosexual way. I told him I wasn’t not gay and he answered back “If the curtains match the sheets(or carpet, I can’t remember).”

Is that like the phrase “If you walk like a duck and quack like a duck…”? Or did it mean something else?

Thanks for your help. =)

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Answer by Army Ranger
It is asking you if the color of your hair on your head is the same as the color of your pubic hair

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book_worm22

September 14th, 2011 at 16:40 | #1

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first off, saying that phrase had absolutely no relevance to calling you that name. I’m sorry you had to deal with such a miscreant.

I’ll put this as…nicely… as possible. The phrase “The curtains match the carpet” means to ask if your hair color is the same on your head and…well, down there.
Styx

September 14th, 2011 at 17:39 | #2

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I think it is meant something like “if the cap fits, wear it”, or it could be “like father, like son”.
Either way I think he was trying to insult you.
BUT, if you don’t know the meaning , then his insult was lost.
Oh! I just read the above comments . he’s obviously an as………

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