Good One Yes???????
Question by Sangy .: Good One Yes???????
Only a GEORGIAN could think of this… from the county where drunk driving is
considered a sport, comes this true story.
Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in Savannah, Georgia.
After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he
could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes,
with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles,
the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat there for a few
minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.
Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine, dry
summer night) — flicked the blinkers on, then off a couple of times, honked
the horn and then switched on the lights. He moved the vehicle forward a
few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes
as some more of the other patron vehicles left.
At last, the parking lot empty, he pulled out of the parking lot and started
to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all
this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and
promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test.
To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man having
consumed any alcohol at all! Dumbfounded, the officer said, “I’ll have to ask
you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyzer equipment must
“I doubt it.” said the truly proud Redneck.
“Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”
Answer by ~?Erin?~
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