Goose Decoys > decoys > Here’s a good idea.. What do you think..?

Here’s a good idea.. What do you think..?

Question by Naz: Here’s a good idea.. What do you think..?
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws.

At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.

The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0.

The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be.

The driver replied, “Tonight, I’m the designated decoy.”

Good idea right..? lol..
If some of you don’t get it.. The guy wasn’t really drunk..

Best answer:

Answer by bbwandsingle1980
yep……..Good idea if you drink and drive and wanna kill some one :) ~

Know better? Leave your own answer in the comments!

Related posts:

  1. How i caught a drunk person!?
  2. Just a little joke ??
  3. Q&A: How do you fool the cops?
  4. How to get away with drink driving…?
  5. Drink Driving… How to get away with it?
  1. Munya Carr
    October 12th, 2011 at 08:20 | #1

    Good idea if you’re the rest of the dorks driving drunk….bad idea if you’re the decoy that has to spend 10k or more trying to get his driver’s license back….

    Oh wait, it was a joke.

    OOPS…

  2. Chris
    October 12th, 2011 at 09:16 | #2

    AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! That is the best (actually, it’s the worst, safety-wise) idea ever!!

  3. DARKGREYMOOSE
    October 12th, 2011 at 09:46 | #3

    YEA, THATS SOME FUNNY SHIT. ITS A VERY CLEVER STORY.

  4. Amanda
    October 12th, 2011 at 10:07 | #4

    just a little cheesy but hilarious too. dont change it! its great!

  5. horseyhorsey
    October 12th, 2011 at 10:22 | #5

    yip, thats a good one

  6. ::Malelakenz::
    October 12th, 2011 at 10:29 | #6

    Yeah…
    Totally Awesome

  7. Clamshell 19
    October 12th, 2011 at 11:04 | #7

    I’d never heard this one before…..
    Really cute…ha ha ha ha ha ha

  8. Not really here
    October 12th, 2011 at 11:34 | #8

    An 8 and thumbs up pretty good, keep them coming

  9. Somebody
    October 12th, 2011 at 11:35 | #9

    I have this before. It’s funny…but not a good idea…it’s stupid to drive drunk.

  10. Bella Donna
    October 12th, 2011 at 12:01 | #10

    That was good..I copied it.

Comments are closed.
-->

Powered by Yahoo! Answers