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Catching the drunks?

Question by not singing the yahoo tune: Catching the drunks?
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, “Tonight I’m the designated decoy.”

Best answer:

Answer by fayem7
lol good one sky

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  1. Max Power
    November 2nd, 2011 at 19:35 | #1

    lol, i have to wonder if that would actually work…

  2. Deedee
    November 2nd, 2011 at 20:19 | #2

    lmao good one….starred

  3. Nemesis
    November 2nd, 2011 at 20:20 | #3

    Golden oldie, good one

  4. kimberly w
    November 2nd, 2011 at 20:21 | #4

    good one

  5. anyanswer
    November 2nd, 2011 at 20:42 | #5

    Even m’Husband thinks you’re funny…
    Keep the good work up!

  6. smila
    November 2nd, 2011 at 21:04 | #6

    Hahahahahhahaaaaa, one up for the p*ss heads mate pmsl.

  7. inowhatino
    November 2nd, 2011 at 21:52 | #7

    hahaha
    funnnnnnnnnny

  8. lazybird2006
    November 2nd, 2011 at 21:57 | #8

    good idea, men and their skills of diverting the truth

    LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

  9. tricky
    November 2nd, 2011 at 22:56 | #9

    very funny

    reminds me of the time 2 coppers watched steve coogan doing his paul calf stand up show & they pulled him & breathalyzed him not realising his drunk behaviour was part of his act.

    starred

  10. mumson45
    November 2nd, 2011 at 23:41 | #10

    hehehe, wonder how many will try that now, pmsl

    have a star

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